Carry the Story
One tote, thoughtfully designed to turn your love of cult classics into a daily companion that sparks conversation.
Woodsboro Dispatch
Scream Merch Revival
CONSIDER THESE PORTALS FROM POP CULTURE TO YOU. This store is dedicated to my late grandfather, Ejnar. He showed me new worlds through movies when I couldn’t find the words myself. The outside world melted away the moment the opening credits rolled.
This tote is curated for you, bringing the cultural zeitgeist into the physical realm. Merch helps express your love for a favorite movie or TV show without a word—it’s a beautiful way to find community and share your passions. Consider this bag a portal from media to you, with love.
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Thoughtfully made · ready for everyday adventures
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For the Misfits
Created for anyone who never felt like they fit the mold—perfect for conventions, screenings, or the grocery run.
A Portable Portal
Sturdy canvas and bold art bridge the gap between your favorite scenes and everyday life.
Community note
Share a selfie with your tote and tag fellow fans—the best conversations start when someone recognizes the reference.
Featured Tote
Woodsboro Courier Canvas Tote
Designed for everyday haunts and Halloween runs, this 13.7" x 15.7" tote is cut from eco-conscious canvas with crisp, one-sided artwork. It folds flat between outings and doubles as a makeup carryall when you need to pack light.
$19.99 In stock
Why fans love it
- 35 × 40 cm (13.7" × 15.7") layout gives you room for groceries, costumes, or a stack of spooky paperbacks.
- Printed with eco-friendly imported inks on sturdy canvas so the colors pop without sacrificing safety.
- Folds flat and tucks into a backpack or drawer, ready to reuse for the next late-night supply run.
- 9.84" strap length sits comfortably on your shoulder while you browse Halloween booths or city streets.
Need-to-know details
Color in real life
Product photos are shot from the actual tote, yet brightness and color can shift slightly depending on your lighting and screen.
Hand-measured sizing
Each bag is measured manually—expect the 35 × 40 cm body and 25 cm strap length with a possible 1–3 cm variance.
Invoice-free packaging
Orders arrive without printed invoices or pricing, keeping the unboxing clean and gift-ready straight from the mailer.
Dedicated to Ejnar
This store is dedicated to my late grandfather, Ejnar. He showed me new worlds through movies when I didn’t fit in and couldn’t express myself—too this, not enough that. The outside world melted away the moment the movie played.
Horror gave me a language to be fearless, and this tote is a love letter to anyone who still finds solace in flickering screens and midnight marathons.
From screen to street
This bag is curated for you, carrying the cultural zeitgeist into the physical realm. Merch helps express your interest in your favorite movie or TV show without a word.
It’s a beautiful way to find community and express your passions. Consider this tote a portal from media—to you with love.